Numbers and Lists
Your Sherwood Tax Guys’
Top 10 TV Shows You Won’t See this Season
(even if you wanted to)
#10 – Everybody Loves Refunds
Sit-com shows wacky ways of deducting your home office
#9 – The Accountant
16 CPA’s vie for job as Donald Trump’s Controller
#8 – CPA: Certified Public Accountant
Las Vegas CPAs hunt down deductions for professional gamblers
#7 – Desperate Tax Wives
Suburban moms cope with life during tax season
#6 – Extreme Tax Makeover
CPAs turn clients’ self-prepared tax liabilities into huge refunds
#5 – CPA: Miami
CPA spin-off has CPAs hunting for deductions in the Florida heat
#4 – Fear factor: IRS
Pits innocent taxpayers v. IRS agents…without the aid of a CPA
#3 –Tax and the City
Single urban women meet to discuss latest tax issues
#2 – My Big Fat Obnoxious CPA
Non-licensed CPAs dupe unsuspecting taxpayers
And soon to be everyone’s favorite…
#1 – CP
#1 – CPA: Sherwood
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Other shows you more than likely won't see this (or any other) TV season:
America's Funniest Tax Seminars, Taxation Island, What's My Line Item?, Buffy the Tax Slayer, ABC's Wide World of Taxes, The Rebel CPA
The Tax Guys Top 10 Ways to Spend the 11 Hours and 25 Minutes You'll Save:

10 - Watch your favorite episode of your favorite sit-com...twenty-three times
9 - Finish writing that great American novel you've been putting off
8 - Finish reading that great American novel you've been putting off
7 - Go for a nice brisk walk...to Albany
6 - Finally put those 12 boxes of pictures in your closet into one memorable scrapbook
5 - Drive to Seattle for a Mariner game, then take a leisurely stroll along the Pier, drive home...and still get back in time to watch the highlights of the game on SportsCenter
4 - Spend some quality time with old friends
3 - Drive to Bandon Dunes, play 18, grab a sandwich...and get another 9 in before sunset
2 - Spend some quality time with your family
and the Tax Guys' #1 Way to Spend the 11 Hours and 25 Minutes You'll Save:
Take your refund check, drive to your local bank, cash it, get back in the car, drive to Reno, Nevada, step in to the first casino you can find and put it all on black

The Tax Guys Top 10 Accountants in Motion Picture History:

10 - Charles Martin Smith - The Untouchables (1987)
9 - Renee Zellweger - Jerry Maguire (1996)
8 - Alan Alda - Same Time Next Year (1978)
7 - Cher - Moonstruck (1987)
6 - Ben Kingsley - Schindler's List (1993)
5 - Johnny Depp - Nick of Time (1995)
4 - Joe Pesci - Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
3 - Charles Grodin - Midnight Run (1988)
2 - Gene Wilder - The Producers (1968)
and the #1 Accountant in Motion Picture History (according to the Tax Guys):
RICK MORANIS - GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)

And a special mention for the #1 Accountant in Television History:
GEORGE WENDT - "Norm!" on CHEERS

The Tax Guys Top 10 Greatest Golfers of All-Time:

10 - Fred Couples (1991 & 1992 PGA Player of the Year, 1992 Master Champion)
9 - Greg Norman (1995 PGA Player of the Year, 1986 & 1983 British Open Champion)
8 - Byron Nelson ('37 & '42 Masters, '40 & '45 PGA, '39 U.S. Open, 11 in a row in '45)
7 - Bobby Jones (4 U.S. Opens, 3 British Opens, 5 U.S. Amateurs, 1930 'Grand Slam')
6 - Gary Player (3 Masters, 3 British Opens, 2 PGA's, U.S. Open & 2 U.S. Senior Opens)
5 - Arnold Palmer (4 Masters, 2 British Opens, U.S. Open, 2-time Player of the Year)
4 - Sam Snead (All-Time PGA winner-81 wins, 3 Masters, 3 PGA's, British Open)
3 - Ben Hogan (4 U.S. Opens, 2 Masters, 2 PGA's, British, 4-time Player of the Year)
1(b) - Tiger Woods (4 Masters, 2 U.S. Opens, 3 PGA's, 3 British, 8-time Player of the Year)
and the #1(a) Greatest Golfer of All-Time (according to the Tax Guys):
JACK NICKLAUS
(6 Masters, 5 PGA's, 4 U.S. Opens, 3 British Opens)

Others receiving votes:
Lee Trevino, Tom Watson, Gene Sarazen, Ernie Els, Nick Faldo
The Tax Guys Top 10 Sports Movies of All-Time:

10 - Any Given Sunday (Pacino)
9 - Eight Men Out (Cusack)
8 - Breaking Away (Quaid)
7 - Hoosiers (Hackman)
6 - Rudy (Astin)
5 - The Hustler (Newman)
4 - Rocky (Stallone)
3 - Caddyshack (Murray)
2 - Bull Durham (Costner)
and the #1 Sports Movie of All-Time (according to the Tax Guys):
FIELD OF DREAMS (Costner)

Others we like:
Heaven Can Wait, Brian's Song, Raging Bull, Happy Gilmore, A League of Their Own, The Natural, Without Limits (starring Lara Fulwiler), Jerry Maguire, The Rookie, Rounders, Cobb, Vision Quest, Tin Cup, The Karate Kid, Slap Shot, 61*, The Sandlot, Major League, White Men Can't Jump
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